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2011-12-30
2011-12-01
2011-11-22
對網球選手來說，愛=nothing
Don't marry a tennis player, because to them, love means nothing.
為什麼說不要嫁給網球選手？ 為什麼對他們來說，love = nothing？
對很多浪漫的人來說，一定不能接受這種說法，
愛應該是代表一切呀(love means everything)！
原來是因為，網球比賽的game還沒有得分前，叫做 love，
也就是零分的意思，所以對他們來說 love = nothing？
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為什麼說不要嫁給網球選手？ 為什麼對他們來說，love = nothing？
對很多浪漫的人來說，一定不能接受這種說法，
愛應該是代表一切呀(love means everything)！
原來是因為，網球比賽的game還沒有得分前，叫做 love，
也就是零分的意思，所以對他們來說 love = nothing？
REF
2011-11-19
雙關語 關於婚姻 二則
Before marriage, a man yearns(渴求) for the woman he loves.
After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent(不發音).
yearn不發音，就變成earn, 賺錢的意思
只差一個y，婚前婚後差很 大XD
Marriage is like a hot bath(熱水浴).
Once you get used to it, it's not so hot(熱；熱情).
這是拿熱水浴做比喻，熱水泡久了不覺得熱(水也會變冷)
婚姻，習慣後，就沒有那種"熱情"的感覺
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After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent(不發音).
yearn不發音，就變成earn, 賺錢的意思
只差一個y，婚前婚後差很 大XD
Marriage is like a hot bath(熱水浴).
Once you get used to it, it's not so hot(熱；熱情).
這是拿熱水浴做比喻，熱水泡久了不覺得熱(水也會變冷)
婚姻，習慣後，就沒有那種"熱情"的感覺
REF
英文的"三字經"，是四個字
Four letter words 是指英文的三字經，
Fxxx Sxxx 都是四個字母
Four letter words 這個字的用法跟我們提到三字經時一樣，
就是不想直接說出那個髒話，而用這個字代替
有一個笑話是這麼說的：
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride(新娘) immediately(馬上) called her mother.
Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly, she burst out crying (突然大哭).
"But mama, as soon as we returned,
Sam started using the most horrible(可怕的) language...
things I had never heard before!
I mean, all these awful(可怕的) 4-letter words!
You've got to come get me and take me home... Please, mama!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down(冷靜下來)!
Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama,"
wept (weep，哭泣的過去式) the daughter.
"I'm so embarrassed. They're just too awful! Come get me, please!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset (心煩)...
Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing(啜泣), the bride said,
"Oh, mama...words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!"
DUST - 擦拭灰塵，WASH-清洗(衣物)，IRON-熨燙(衣物)，COOK-烹煮食物
Oops, 我也覺得這些four word letters好可怕呀XD
REF
Fxxx Sxxx 都是四個字母
Four letter words 這個字的用法跟我們提到三字經時一樣，
就是不想直接說出那個髒話，而用這個字代替
有一個笑話是這麼說的：
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride(新娘) immediately(馬上) called her mother.
Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly, she burst out crying (突然大哭).
"But mama, as soon as we returned,
Sam started using the most horrible(可怕的) language...
things I had never heard before!
I mean, all these awful(可怕的) 4-letter words!
You've got to come get me and take me home... Please, mama!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down(冷靜下來)!
Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama,"
wept (weep，哭泣的過去式) the daughter.
"I'm so embarrassed. They're just too awful! Come get me, please!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset (心煩)...
Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing(啜泣), the bride said,
"Oh, mama...words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!"
DUST - 擦拭灰塵，WASH-清洗(衣物)，IRON-熨燙(衣物)，COOK-烹煮食物
Oops, 我也覺得這些four word letters好可怕呀XD
REF
2011-11-18
幽默大師喬治卡林之「我的東西」
George Carlin on "Stuff"
我一直以為沒有人在看我在blog寫的stuff
原來還是有人在關心這裡的stuff
So~ 來看大師想要說的到底是什麼stuff~
2011-11-06
雙關語：婚姻有「刑」
Marriage is not a word, it's a sentence.
Marriage 明明是一個word(字)，哪來的sentence(句子)？
原來sentence在法律的用語是指「判刑」
那是判刑多久呀？
結婚是一輩子的事，所以就是 life sentence (無期徒刑)
有這麼嚴重嗎XD
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